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Date:2009-06-26 15:38
Subject:Fulfilling a request from part one of st kink meme
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Sulu/Girl!Kirk in the academy

Sulu is teaching Jim Kirk how to fence, and in the process becomes enthralled with her. All his friends are telling him "NO SHE'LL EAT YOU ALIVE" his response? " : DDDDD "

She invited him to go clubbing and makes out with a chick (because she's attracted to the chick AND wants to turn Sulu on, because she can multitask like that)

She then proceeds to ear Sulu alive (in the non cannilbalistic way) He decides she is a goddess he will spend the next few hours worshipping.

James Tiberius Kirk was damn hot.  Sulu Hikaru knew this very well, as he’d been teaching her fencing for almost two months.  Hot enough to look past the fact she had a boy’s name (which didn’t seem too bad at first, until he started using her as material for jerking off, and he came loudly, calling “Jim!”  Then it got awkward, fast), and the meanest right hook on Earth.

Hell, the entire academy knew this.  And during her three years in Starfleet, she’d managed to pick up the label of a body-eater.  Gender or species didn’t really matter; if Jim Kirk started pursuing someone, they’d raise the white flag and prepare to be boarded.  Luckily for the chastity of the entire student body, Jim was fairly picky about who she seduced.

Sulu hoped she wasn’t so choosy that she overlooked him, but the situation was looking grim.  Jim had put him in the friend-zone, and had asked him to be her wingman when she went clubbing that night.  During this conversation, Sulu had internally cringed at the thought of watching her pick up some lucky guy to fuck.  He’d planned on refusing, saying he was busy, but then she’d smiled, and he’d found himself agreeing and smiling stupidly back.  And that was particularly galling, because Sulu Hikaru didn’t do stupid.  Regardless of what his other friends said, he didn’t.  Mostly because he didn’t consider his desire for Jim Kirk stupid, and his friends did.  They’d said something about him being swallowed whole by Jim Kirk, and while they probably meant that to be a warning, Sulu took that to be an enticement (the visual of that was fantastic).

And so, here he was.  In some bar, looking for Jim, who’d managed to disappear within seven minutes.  It really was taking too long to find her, and—Oh dear god, there she was.  Necking for all she was worth with some humanoid.  Some really sexy, blue humanoid with four breasts and what looked to be boneless, stretchy fingers.  Dammit.

Maybe this was a divine sign sent to tell him that his infatuation was hopeless.  Because he really couldn’t compete with that, and he couldn’t even enjoy the view (much) because he was too busy admiring how that tint of blue in the woman’s skin really set off Jim’s eyes, and the bliss in them.

Fuck.  Sulu turned and began walking to the door, promising himself that bottle of sake he had stashed in his dorm room.  Surely heartbreak was a good enough reason to down the entire thing?

“Hikaru!”  He flinched, because only Jim called him by his first name, and only when she wanted something.  He sighed, and shifted to face her.  “Yes, Jim?”

“You didn’t enjoy the show?”  Was she pouting?  What the hell?  He ignored the little part of him that shrieked happily at her expression.

“Was I supposed to?”

“Well, yeah.  Do y’know how carefully I planned that you’d see that?  I mean, if anything was going to make you notice me, I figured making out with a girl would be it.”

His head began to feel a little fuzzy.  It must have been all the blood leaving it to rush down to better areas.  “… Let me just see if I understand you.  You made out with a girl to get my attention—“

“And because she was really hot, not gonna lie,” Jim interjected, smirking impishly.  Silence reigned between them for a few seconds, while Sulu’s brain desperately screamed Error!  Error!  Too good to be true!

“Right.  Something clearly isn’t connecting in my head right now, so spell this out for me. “

Rolling her eyes, Jim moved closer, close enough that Sulu could feel her breath on his neck.  She stretched up on her tiptoes, and began to eat his ear.  Or at least it felt like she was eating it.  Because there was definitely some biting, and licking, and sound effects that made him think his ear was chocolate or something, for all that she was moaning.

After a minute of what had to be the best foreplay of his life (and he didn’t even know his ears were erogenous zones), Jim pulled back, grinning.  It was that cheeky, I own you grin, and Sulu went weak at the knees seeing it.

“So,” she drew out the “oh” for a good two seconds, “comprehend, now, Hikaru?”  He wordlessly nodded, eyes wide.

“Wanna go back to your room for a couple of hours and fuck?”

Was there any way to really respond to that besides going “Guh” and blinking?  He didn’t think so.  Luckily, she took that for the consent that it was.

Jim Kirk is a goddess among men, he thought dazedly.  And I’m going to worship her at least twice before breakfast tomorrow.


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Date:2007-05-31 18:25
Subject:Months later...
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Mood: blank

I've neglected my journal.  I haven't neglected Live Journal, I lurk like any self-respecting lurker would lurk, but I haven't updated.  I have massive writers block, and I've had it for almost a YEAR!  Seriously, my Star Wars fanfiction probably has cobwebs all over it... and mold.

Not to mention I have all these other story ideas that won't come out right on paper.  Maybe it's just I'm more a reader than a writer.  Nothing I love better than a fanfiction or book, but when I'm holding the pencil... ha it's Satan's Spawn.

But I've discovered new hobbies.  Namely manga and creating scenarios where the hot guys are passionately in love.  Or lust.  Which ever results in the hottest of sex scenes.

School's a pain.  We have finals, and I have all these test outs and other such things that are really just cramping my style.  But summer beckons, as does sleeping in.  That I look forward to.

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Date:2007-03-04 16:27
Subject:Quiz things are fun- I always get the oddest answers!
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Mood: dirty

Are you a Seme or an Uke?

You are the highest level uke. Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. At times, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges - all you really want is the punishment. It takes a seme with just enough sadistic tendencies to dish out the punishment you really want, but enough patience not to outright kill you, so you are best paired with the "Don't Fuck With Me" Seme.

Badass Uke
Badass Uke
Are you a Seme or an Uke?



Ha, and I'm the least hentai person I know.  Because all my friends are even more pervy than I am.

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Date:2006-12-30 16:06
Subject:Inuyasha Matchmaking Test thingy
Security:Public
Mood: bouncy



You got Sesshomarou, the cold, but hot youkai lord. He may not be the most kind guy or the most affectionate, but there's something in his heart that says, he can tolerate you and should protect you. Maybe that tolerance will build up the more time you spend with him and he'll actually let his guard down. He's probably really passionate and soft under the hard, cold shell he's created so try your hardest to knock it down. Oh and, admire his charming good looks because he's DAMN hot!


...I really can't complain.  *secretly squeeing*

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Date:2006-12-30 15:16
Subject:Inuyasha Test
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Mood: blank


Congrats! You are Miroku! A true buddist monk, you sometimes choose to forget that the hands on approach isn't for every one. You are sometimes the perfect gentlemen, acting suave and refined, and then again, you can be a real 'hentai' when the right girl comes along. You have a sad future in store for you if Naraku isn't defeated and you hope to find the right woman to bear you 10-20 kids before then. You may have proposed to Sango, but you haven't given signs you wouldn't roam about.. and points like that are going to cost you later...
Take this quiz!



Great, I'm a perv.

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Date:2006-12-05 01:44
Subject:
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Mood: bouncy

My brain is acting oddly. Not that it doesn't anyways, but today it's acting oddly in the sense it's not acting oddly at all. It appears to be *gulp* normal.

But I'm currently reading VC fanfiction. And I absolutely adore the dynamics between Lestat and Louis. Long live the Beautiful One and the Brat Prince! Squeeeeeeee! *mad dancing with carrots*... and the insanity's back.

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Date:2006-10-09 01:12
Subject:Oh Good God
Security:Public
Mood: confused

You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!

Come on, he doesn't wear pants!
And he's a little too obsessed with Christopher Robin

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Date:2006-09-25 17:07
Subject:CRAMPS! AHHHHHHHH!
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Mood: cranky

I hate cramps. Yeah, I realize they're a part of menstrating, but here's the bitch of it. My period was last week. And I was cramp free then. That's the way I like it.

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Date:2006-09-19 19:19
Subject:Going Mad Trying to Find Slash
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Mood: pensive

God, it's really difficult to find Dark Hunter Slash. I mean, there should be at least one site, right??? But of course there isn't. Because that would make Amelia happy.

But on the brightside, I have freshly baked pumpkin bread to console my hurt. Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, pumpkin bread.

Today during class, we had to take a stance on a topic. It was suggested we write down our side and reasoning. What'd I do? Naturally I played Devil's Advocate... with myself. Then I started using lawyer-lingo in my head. And that just really confused me. In the end, I came off as the most indecisive, nerdy girl in the world. And I couldn't even do it while somewhat chic. Nope, I was wearing the geek garb, too. Baggy, (VERY) comfortable sweatshirt of my dad's, and jeans.

Read Above: Bit about the comforts of Pumpkin Bread. Oh, and add apple pie to the list. Gotta love apple pie.

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Date:2006-08-10 14:36
Subject:Alcohol and Near-Death Experiences Mix Very Well
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Mood: awake

Quick little one-shot I wrote, where Jacen's a man-slut. Takes place instantly after the Knight Ceremony in Destiny's Way. Anakin alive, Tahiri dead.

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Date:2006-08-10 13:32
Subject:Before I'm Dead, Chapter 2
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Mood: bouncy

Before I'm Dead, by me!! Self-explanatory, I imagine.

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Date:2006-08-10 13:23
Subject:My Story 'Before I'm Dead' Chapter One
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Mood: ecstatic

Title: Before I'm Dead
Author: Sologirl102
Beta: Eleventh_Guard
Summary: In an AU after Traiter (with Tahiri dying in SbS instead of Anakin), Jacen Solo has returned a little... different. The Yuuzhun Vong and the New Republic are still locked in a desperate war for control of the galaxy.

It's discovered that a Black Sun-type pirate group have maps of Yuuzhun Vong strongholds, as well as maps of safe hyperspace routes (because, ships constantly getting sacrificed is bad for business) that could help the NR turn the war.

Four men volunteer to infiltrate the organization.

Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Kyp, Jagged, Jacen, Anakin (Mix 'N' Match)
Warnings: M/M (obviously), Possible M/M/M (not likely, but you never know), Talk of Past Rape (Jacen- Potential Flashbacks), Past Self-Mutilations and Torture (P.F.), Incest, (considering what state you're in) Sex With A Minor. (But if all the other stuff doesn't squick you, can't see how this does).

A.N.: I'm adjusting Kyp's age by about 5 years. He's now 30, because Anakin could be considered a minor at age 17, and I have no wish to imagine Kyp as a dirty
older man.

Disclaimer: Don't own, so don't sue.

Before I'm Dead Chapter OneCollapse )

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Date:2006-08-10 13:21
Subject:Practicing LJ cuts
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Hmmm this is the moment of truth.


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Date:2006-08-08 18:39
Subject:More Quiz Answers!
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Mood: confused

You scored as Lara Croft. A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.

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Lara Croft

75%

Maximus

67%

William Wallace

58%

Batman, the Dark Knight

54%

James Bond, Agent 007

50%

Indiana Jones

50%

The Amazing Spider-Man

46%

Neo, the "One"

46%

Captain Jack Sparrow

42%

The Terminator

38%

El Zorro

13%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

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Biting

83%

Bondage

67%

Chains/Handcuffs

58%

Whips

50%

Blind Folds

50%

Blood

17%

What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

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agnosticism

96%

Buddhism

79%

Satanism

75%

Islam

67%

Judaism

58%

Hinduism

50%

Paganism

46%

atheism

38%

Christianity

25%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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You scored as Severus Snape. Well you're a tricky one aren't you? Nobody quite has you figured out and you'd probably prefer it stayed that way. That said you are a formidable force by anyone's reckoning, but there is certainly more to you than a frosty exterior and a bitter temper.

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Severus Snape

85%

Sirius Black

80%

Draco Malfoy

70%

Lord Voldemort

70%

Harry Potter

70%

Remus Lupin

65%

Ginny Weasley

60%

Albus Dumbledore

60%

Hermione Granger

50%

Ron Weasley

50%

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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You scored as Fred and George Weasley. If you went to Hogwarts you would be doing the Weasley Twins. Oooo damn! You are freaky! You are a hell of a women to take on the Weasley twins. Double time!
Go head girl, go head get down!

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Fred and George Weasley

80%

Draco Malfoy

75%

Ron Weasley

75%

Victor Krum

70%

Harry Potter

70%

Cedric Diggory

55%

Percy Weasley

30%

No one, your a prude

15%

WHO ARE YOU SCREWING AT HOGWARTS??
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You scored as Tango. You are Tango! Volatile and passionate, you are dying to express your inner Argentine. You look angry all the time, regardless of what emotion you’re actually going for, and you can’t resist putting a rose between your teeth and whipping your head around.

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Tango

75%

Jive

67%

Quickstep

50%

Viennese Waltz

50%

Rumba

50%

ChaCha

42%

Samba

42%

PasoDolble

42%

Waltz

25%

Foxtrot

25%

Which ballroom dance are you?
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You scored as The Count of Monte Cristo. "God is everywhere, even in a kiss"

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The Count of Monte Cristo

83%

Casablanca

58%

The Breakup

58%

Gone with the Wind

50%

Mr and Mrs Smith

42%

Star Wars: Anakin and Padme

25%

The Graduate

25%

The Notebook

17%

Tristan and Isolde

17%

Unfaithful

8%

Lord of the Rings

0%

What Movie Romance are You?? (cool pix)
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You scored as River Tam. The Fugitive. You are clever and dangerous, which is a nasty combination. The fact you are crazy too just adds to your charm. They did bad things to you, but you know their secrets. They will regret how they made you.

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Zoe Alleyne Washburne

75%

River Tam

75%

The Operative

69%

Inara Serra

69%

Simon Tam

63%

Kaylee (Kaywinnet Lee) Frye

63%

Capt. Mal Reynolds

56%

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

50%

Shepherd Derrial Book

44%

Jayne Cobb

44%

Which Serenity character are you?
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Hmmmmmmmm, I have no idea where I got some of these answers.

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Date:2006-08-08 18:23
Subject:
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Mood: blank

You scored as Freyr.

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Freyr

70%

Hel

70%

Loki

70%

Thor

60%

Freya

60%

Bragi

50%

Njord

50%

Odin

50%

Heimdall

40%

Tyr

30%

Frigg

30%

Skadi

30%

Sif

30%

Balder

20%

Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like?
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Date:2006-07-25 17:11
Subject:Sister is Walking By!
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Mood: nervous

In the middle of typing out a sex scene, my sister started walking by. What did I do? I popped this LJ up and created a new entry. Why? Because I don't think she knows I even read slash, much less write it. That would have been really awkward.

So now I'm just looking shifty eyed and very suspiciously suddenly opening and closing windows. No, I'm not acting oddly at all!

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Date:2006-07-25 17:02
Subject:My Brother's A Moron
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Mood: devious

He was standing over my shoulder, reading an email I was writing. Andrew was pointing out an error in it, even after I stated that it was a quote in a movie. He worries me.

My fanfic is going well. I've just finished Chapter 2 and am typing it up. Then, it will be sent of to my kick ass beta.

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Date:2006-07-22 11:43
Subject:I'm Absolutely Hopeless at Computers
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Mood: irate

I've started writing fanfiction, but now I'm just wondering how the hell to link my chapters to my LJ? Not only that, I'm confused as to where the story is going.

Couldn't just make it a one-shot. Oh no, I had to have Whys and Hows. Shit.

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Date:2006-07-19 21:21
Subject:Home!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mood: ecstatic

After a very long time in an air-conditionless car, I'm finally home. Of course, now I feel gross because I'm all sweaty... but that's trivial compared to the fact that I'm connected to the internet again!

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Date:2006-07-17 13:24
Subject:Bugs are attacking me
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Mood: lethargic

Well, the bugs have decided to go to war against us. And they are winning. I will know to concede defeat when I stop itching, because I don't like itching. It's very itchy.

I some how talked myself in to writing SW / FF. My code is clearly fantastic, is it not?

It's HOT!!! But I saw PotC: Dead Man's Chest. It was fantastic. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOSQUITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My cottage is the home of creepy crawly things. Only this creepy crawly things fly. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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